Damn bitch wouldn’t even sign the picture I brought with me. I followed her down the street and even called her ass wonderful and her big whore tits ’spectacular’ I asked her if Reggie wears his socks when he’s banging her… and she still wouldn’t give me the time of day. I asked her when her next sex video is coming out… still she didn’t answer. I asked her why she doesn’t do something useful with her life, like start a charity or volunteer at a shelter… I asked if she likes torturing animals because she wears fur… she gave me the cold shoulder. Please Kim, please… why the PHUCK won’t you talk to me.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Kim Kardashian and Her Cleavage...again.
Paris Hilton In A See Through Dress (Without Bra)
You’d think that after years and years of writing the same bull$hit about pieces of trash like Paris Hilton I’d run out of things to say. I have.
Celebrity J Love and Her Wonderful Downblouse Cleavage
I banged this 65 year old woman the other day. I met her in the hot tub at the gym I go to. It was kinda crowded and before I knew it, I felt this foot on my leg. It freaked me out so I moved it quickly. I looked up and this woman was smiling at me. I apologized and she said there was no reason to. She changed seats and sat beside me. I decided to wait and see where this was all going. She put her hand on my thigh, I let her. She asked me what I was doing later and I said ‘hopefully you’ We got out of the hot tub, I met her in the parking lot and she drove me to her place. She lived alone and had a bunch of cats. That should have been enough for me to leave, but I wanted to see where this was going… sure enough, she wasted no time. She took off her clothes pushed me on the bed. I was a little grossed out at her hanging skin so I asked if I could turn off the lights. She said no. She wanted full day light. I noticed that she has a picture of herself from when she was in her 30’s in a frame beside the bed. I told her, if I couldn’t turn off the lights, at least let me look at her younger picture while we were doing it. She agreed. I found some tape, and I taped the picture (with frame) to the back of her head. It worked like a charm.
Celeb Kourtney Kardashian Showing Off Her Big Mom Boobs
Madonna Gold n Milk Banned Commercial in Australia (Video)
Hot and Sexy Eva Longoria cleavy and leggy candids
Eva Longoria – on the set ‘Desperate Housewives’ in L.A.